December 2011
Being left home alone
When you were young
Now
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I may be the slowest in PE class, but on the...
livelifecaerazy:
Me: Why am I still single?
Brain: You're weird as shit, lol.
Body: And you're fat lmao.
Face: Plus you're pretty ugly too lmfao.
Food: Don't worry babe, I'm here for you.
Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and $300 worth of clothes and...
me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK
Dear Mom and dad, I'm moving to London to live...
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If my boyfriend said this to me, i'll be...
Girl: forget you
Boy: forget you too
Girl: i hate you, you never loved me
Boy: I NEVER LOVED YOU?! Tell me why I go the extra distance. Tell me why I take a 3 hour bus to see you at 5AM in the morning. Tell me why I come and visit you at least once a month. I'm only 15. I can't drive, but I take the effort to come see you, even when it's in the pouring rain. Tell me why whenever you hang up, I'm always the one that calls you back until you pick up? Tell me why I always text you, just so you can reply back, so I know that you're okay. Tell me why I care for you so much? Tell me why I changed for you? I quit smoking, I quit rolling, I quit my gang bang crap, and all my bad ways just to be with you. You never asked me to, but I did. You know why? Cause I'd do anything to be with you.
My 8 year old sister's advice on boys.
Me: What do you do when you like a boy?
Sister: You tell him.
Me: And if he doesn't like you?
Sister: You kill him.
I remember when I was a kid, I went on the...
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